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How I think kissing was invented
- Man: I have these strange flaps of skin on my face
- Woman: Indeed, as do I. I wonder what it would feel like if we squished them together?
- Man: Maybe, after a little while, I can stick my slobbery fat tongue into your mouth.
- Woman: Why! If that isn't just the epitome of romance!
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[I want kids] so I can immediately send them off to boarding school where they will acquire tremendous parental resentment and, with any luck, magical powers.
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Cheer Up, Emo Kid.
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One of my flight attendant friends...
…is counting down her craziest passenger stories of the year. Number 6? One of the passengers breastfeeding her cat.
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oh my.
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apsies: drexin: synecdoche: thebestcardtrick: annahinks: bugseatbooks / fujiidom / warningdontreadthis
George Clooney is one of the best people in existence.
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Sign Of The Times of the Day: Spotted in San Diego.
Now that’s desperation.
[via.]
i would watch FOX news in exchange for my preventative migraine prescription medication. because it would be even more necessary if i were watching FOX news for it.](http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kva6llo4va1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Sign Of The Times of the Day: Spotted in San Diego.
Now that’s desperation.
[via.]
i would watch FOX news in exchange for my preventative migraine prescription medication. because it would be even more necessary if i were watching FOX news for it.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]That Was the Worst Christmas Ever - Sufjan Stevens
It wasn’t. But this is still beautiful.
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